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Here is your Odd$mith Daily Card for Sunday, September 27. One featured best bet from each league on today’s board, with just enough reasoning to be useful and not enough to ruin your morning.
NCAAF. Odd$mith likes St. Thomas ML 150 in St. Thomas vs. Presbyterian.
St. Thomas is the only team on this ticket with a pulse, and Presbyterian is the human equivalent of a screen door in a hurricane.
NFL. Odd$mith likes JAC Jaguars ML -135 in JAC Jaguars vs. CIN Bengals.
Cincinnati's passing attack is currently a one-armed juggling act, and Jacksonville is the only team in the league with the right kind of disrespect to exploit it.
MLB. Odd$mith likes Pittsburgh ML -120 in Pittsburgh vs. Detroit.
Pittsburgh's bats are hitting with the reckless abandon of a toddler with a hammer, and Detroit's pitching staff looks like it's being held together with prayer and duct tape.
NBA. Odd$mith likes San Antonio ML -125 in Oklahoma City vs. San Antonio.
San Antonio’s glass-cleaning crew out-muscles Oklahoma City’s by a full board per night, turning missed shots into second-chance points that the Thunder simply cannot keep up with.
WNBA. Odd$mith likes Las Vegas ML 106 in Las Vegas vs. Indiana women's.
Indiana's star is out with a back injury, and betting against a Las Vegas squad that rebounds like a vacuum cleaner and shoots threes like a carnival shot is just asking for a hangover.
NHL. Odd$mith likes Carolina ML -125 in Florida vs. Carolina.
Carolina’s 53-22 record is the kind of statistical dominance that makes Florida’s 40-38 mediocrity look like a rounding error in a math class.
EPL. Odd$mith likes Chelsea ML -120 in Chelsea vs. Bournemouth.
Chelsea’s defense is a lock, and Bournemouth’s attack is currently as dangerous as a toddler with a spoon.
MLS. Odd$mith likes Chicago Fire ML -122 in New York City vs. Chicago Fire.
New York City FC's defense is currently leaking like a sieve, and the Chicago Fire are hungry enough to smell blood in the water.
That is the card for today. Check the full board on Odd$mith, and may the scoreboard behave like a professional organization for once.